This week I bring you the Fucksall with Fucking Adaptor
or why I get DRIPPING fucking WET & WIGGILY at hardware stores!
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| This one's MINE ;) |
When walk into the Tool Barn at the local Home Depot!
All I can see are FUCKING MACHINES EVERYWHERE!!
Sometimes I have to slip into the bathroom, take out my pocket vibrator and masturbate in the public bathroom while fantasizing about a orange aproned gang bang with cock attachments on power tools coming at every one of my holes from every angle! Sick, Twisted & HOT!
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| It's almost hypnotizing! |
After I get home from drooling over the Makita cordless saws, I am so horny and such a lonely dirty desperate slut, I usually hit up my nasty older neighbor, who can't get his pecker hard, to come and sodomize me with my fucking machine. When he get's my text, he meets me in my garage, where I have a little playroom set up and I crawl up into my sex swing so that he can penetrate all my slippery wet holes from any angle he desires! After hours of him plowing my fuck machine and playing with his never-hardening cock, I'm afraid that old man is going to come up with Viagra one of these days and fuck the dogshit out of me after watching me puddle on my tarp below (gotta catch the pussy drippins, they are slick!) As it is, he can't keep that toothless mouth off my snatch!
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| Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle |
Look at that thing go! I love the feeling of my pink jelly dildo viciously pounding my sweet pink pussy and ass, pushing my orgasm juices in and out with every thrust. Fast, Slow, Faster, HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP!! No, Wait... Don't Stop.... ;)
I'm going to need to fuck a handsome and creative engineer to make me a mount for my Fucksall so I can fuck myself with it while we're having phone sex.
Call my sex line - Let's PLAY with it!
866-324-5498
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