Oh if I only Had Her Problems! I want a SEX MANIAC for a Husband!

Poor gal... I wish I had her problems....

I'll let you fuck me whenever you like!

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Fucking Men in the Butt or Pegging for Fun and Profit

That's right, you heard me. I am a kinky dirty woman who loves fucking her men in the ass with my nice hard big black strapon. Uh huh... That's right! I love the big black cock so much that when I went out and purchased my new strapless strap on, I HAD to have THE BIG BLACK ONE and while I love fucking girls, I bought my big black cock for anal sex with men. I like to give it back to you motherfuckers just like you love to give it to me. Hard, fast and in the ass!

Every time I shove my strapless strap on up into my tight, wet pussy, something snaps inside me and I become and animal.

I grab you by the hair, leading you to the bed like my good little bitch, throw you down on your ass, grab you again and force that pretty mouth of yours down on to my hot black cock and fuck your face slowly, staring you in the eyes, each time inching my cock deeper into your throat. I pause, lovingly caressing your head and face, telling you what a good little cumslut you are for Mommy before violently shoving my cock back down your throat and fuck your face until I think you have had enough, but not a moment before.

By the hair again, I flip you over on your belly, exposing that tight little ass of yours, pulling aside your sissy boy panties, spreading your butt cheeks wide and exposing that innocent little pucker. You can feel the air on your asshole, you know you are exposed and that I am just staring at that ass, plotting exactly how hard and for how long I'm gonna fuck that pretty ass of yours. I slide my hand across your butt and you feel a greasy slippery finger start to work that sweet brown asshole of yours, dipping in in and out, tugging a little bit to prepare you for what's next.

Pulling you up by your hair again, I command you onto all fours as I move in behind you to mount your ass and give you the best anal sex you have had in your life by fucking you like a dirty little whore! My fingers find their way to your asshole and start to massage that grease in deeper, now I've got two fingers in your ass, pumping as you wiggle to try to get free, but I've got you. You feel my thighs meet up against the back of yours as I begin to work my greasy cock head around your hole, teasing you by slightly pressing in, then releasing, each time you push your hips back up against me, but I pull back too. You crave that cock, you want my big black cock deep inside you, sissy boy. You want to feel that cock head pop past your tight asshole, you crave it. You NEED it, but you can't have it. Not until Mommy says so.  You beg for it. Not yet my little sissy.

When I can fit three fingers in your ass comfortably, I move on from just teasing your ass, to pressing my cock head against your tight brown pucker, slowly inserting my cock into your hot ass, until my pussy is right up against your swollen balls. I start to pump, slow at first, then faster and faster, harder and harder. Riding you like my little bitch, pegging that big black cock deep into your eager ass. You beg for more "Harder, Faster" you beg, and I oblige, fucking your ass so hard, my hip bones start to leave redmarks on your ass cheeks.

The intensity builds until I pull my cock out of your ass and out if me, lay back and finish myself off by rubbing my pussy until I squirt my girl cum all over your ass. If you've been a good little cumslut for Mommy, taking that big black cock like a good boy who needed a good pegging, you'll hold still, waiting for Mommy to catch her breath then come over and milk that cock of yours like a farm animal until you cum all over the bed like a good boy. Time to go clean up your mess! I think you should lick it up!

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Kurvy Kimber's Dirty Laundry - Worn Bras for Sale - ON SALE NOW

AVAILABLE NOW!

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ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY

$10off any bra
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A set of sexy bras warm from holding up my delicious titties, covered in my smell! HOT! Great treat for you sissy bois! I have the BEST used underwear! 

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ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY

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$20off with purchase of a pair of panties

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*Panties and other naughty treats are only available after a sex line call (10min minimum) has been purchased. NEW CALLER SPECIAL 15Min for ONLY $20! Free shipping only to continental US, NO PO BOXES. Shipping to Canada is $10us.

Kurvy Kimber's Dirty Laundry - Used Panties - ON SALE NOW!

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A brand spankin' new batch of sexy lacy panties for me to rub my pretty little pink pussy all over and get nice and dirty for you and covered in my cream! When you get your pair call me for a phone fuck so I can hear you blow your hot thick streaming load all over my dirty used panties. So FUCKING hot! 

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ONLY $30ea or 2/$50 with FREE SHIPPING!* Reg. $35ea

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FUCK VALENTINES DAY!

So it's Valentine's Day.... SOOOOO fucking what right? Just another stupid fucking day to spend more fucking money and  buy more stupid shit, she doesn't fucking need, to get a crack, at a little of that HOT PUSSY you CRAVE. 

Good luck with that bro!

 Call me when she doesn't put out!

Oh and don't buy the cheap shit, she'll know! 

You know what gets you right into this girls pants? GEMSTONES! That's right, it's a ticket straight into these panties, I bet it will get you into hers too! When I get given a fat RUBY RING, my clothes fall off and my mouth falls onto his HARD COCK INSTANTLY sucking him to orgasm as a thank you.

And then there's those of us who DON'T have anyone this Valentines Day. My solution, I stocked up on extra batteries and some lube this last weekend and I am going to see if I can run through a whole 12pk of AA batteries tonight while I am on the phone with my fantasy phone sex dates, my regulars and other singles/WISH they were singles who want REAL PHONE SEX with a REAL GAL. Not just some voice on the other end of the phone. I LIKE CUMMING TOO DAMMIT!

Did you know that some phone sex operators work from a CALL CENTER? You have GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?! I can imagine it now, you walk into a hot little room with 30 bitches at tiny little desks with headsets on, the smell of musty pussy lingering in the air as 30 pussies are CRAVING to be touch, licked, stroked and fucked. No fucking way! 

I work for the BEST phone sex company out there! I get so riled up, so dripping fucking wet, my little pussy just PULSES and ACHES to be touched, I HAVE TO TOUCH MYSELF on calls. I can't stop, my doctor says it's compulsive. 

It's why I work for Phone Sex Kingdom the hottest sex line and the best phone sex company out there, so I can play with my hot little pussy, or my lover's hot little pussy on the phone, hear her cum, me cum, the both of us cum. The possibilities are endlessly HOT & WILD.

I can do ANYTHING I GODDAMNED WANT on the phone for you. Get's me DRIPPING fucking wet just thinking about the possibilities! I love my JOB! I love phone sex!

So at the end of the day 

FUCK VALENTINES DAY 

or FUCK ON VALENTINES DAY 

either way, 

Get your FUCK on somehow! <3

You can always call your girl Kurvy Kimber, she'll be your dirty little slut tonight!

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Kurvy Kimber's Twisted Toy of the Week! - The Fucksall

This week I bring you the Fucksall with Fucking Adaptor 

or why I get DRIPPING fucking WET & WIGGILY at hardware stores!

This one's MINE ;)

When walk into the Tool Barn at the local Home Depot!

All I can see are FUCKING MACHINES EVERYWHERE!!

Sometimes I have to slip into the bathroom, take out my pocket vibrator and masturbate in the public bathroom while fantasizing about a orange aproned gang bang with cock attachments on power tools coming at every one of my holes from every angle! Sick, Twisted & HOT!

It's almost hypnotizing!

After I get home from drooling over the Makita cordless saws, I am so horny and such a lonely dirty desperate slut, I usually hit up my nasty older neighbor, who can't get his pecker hard, to come and sodomize me with my fucking machine. When he get's my text, he meets me in my garage, where I have a little playroom set up and I crawl up into my sex swing so that he can penetrate all my slippery wet holes from any angle he desires! After hours of him plowing my fuck machine and playing with his never-hardening cock, I'm afraid that old man is going to come up with Viagra one of these days and fuck the dogshit out of me after watching me puddle on my tarp below (gotta catch the pussy drippins, they are slick!) As it is, he can't keep that toothless mouth off my snatch!

Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle

Look at that thing go! I love the feeling of my pink jelly dildo viciously pounding my sweet pink pussy and ass, pushing my orgasm juices in and out with every thrust. Fast, Slow, Faster, HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP!! No, Wait... Don't Stop.... ;)

I'm going to need to fuck a handsome and creative engineer to make me a mount for my Fucksall so I can fuck myself with it while we're having phone sex. 

Call my sex line - Let's PLAY with it!

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Dirty High School Sex or How I lost my virginity and kept misplacing it...

When I think back on my years in High School, I realize, I'm a dirty fucking slut and have been a LONG time. Holy cow!

It was the beginning of my freshman year, I was a hot young thing, just fresh from a summer of torture with my family. Over the summer I had began to notice boys, and I LIKED them! From the first time I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show (at 8yrs old!) I knew I liked sex, a lot. I liked that warm feeling between my legs. I wanted more of it, but I didn't pursue it, the adults said sex was wrong.... until now, I could no longer contain myself. I used to hunt older men for some age play, I was a nasty little girl!

I was a horrible girl, I made it a mission to steal all of my best-friends (since elementary school), boyfriends, this one new one of hers, Luke, was different. He was a bad boy. He smoked cigarettes and pot. He skipped school, he ate pussy. He was exactly what I wanted, I wanted this boy to help my lose my virginity.

One day after school, we went to his place, his parents were home, but they were all hopped up on drugs, so they didn't care. I put on a cute little bikini, black with pink lace trim, then we went out to the hot tub to have a soak, play with his cock and hopefully lose my virginity. As soon as his parents were out of sight, he was on me like a starving fat kid on a wedding cake. He began kissing me, starting at my mouth and working his way down to my newly developed breasts at the water line, his fingers worked my nipples like an old pro, he'd been studying his dad's porno videos! I crawled up on him and straddled his lap, pressing my bathing suit against his. Soon his hands reached down between my legs, where he slid his finger up under the material and ran his finger along the seam, teasing my pulsing pussy as it passed. I was going insane inside, I could feel my fresh young pussy getting wet, way wetter than the water we were in!



Making sure the rents were occupied, without warning he quickly slipped the crotch of my bathing suit aside, I hadn't noticed but while I was distracted by his groping and teasing, he'd taken his cock out of his bathing suit. Next thing I knew, he'd grabbed my by the hips, spread his legs wider, spreading my legs wider and plunged my tight young pussy down onto his cock and started pumping vigorously. I loved it, the feeling of his cock and the water being pushed deep up inside me. Faster and harder we ground our pelvises together until we both burst out into orgasm, having to stifle our screams as to not draw attention to ourselves.

Mmmmm... I'm getting slip n' slide wet just thinking about it! Why don't you call me up and we can do some age play... I'm still that fresh young horny thing, just a lot more experienced now....  Call my sex line 866-324-5498,  let's do some age play reenactment!

Stay tuned for more stories, I am loaded with them but I really want to be loaded with your cum....

Kurvy Kimber's Twisted Toy of the Week! - Jesus Fucking Christ

What kind of sick fuck invented this? I wanna shake his hand!

I'm such a naughty freaky phone slut, that when I stick this in my pussy, I'm gonna burst into flames when God strikes my kinky ass down! This gives all new meaning to Jesus Fucking Christ doesn't it?

Let's get this bad bitch all wet and gooey, call me you sick fuck, let's see if I do burst into flames. ;)

The Art of the Deepthroat and other tricks - Cocksucking like a champ!

That's right, cocksucking is a fucking art and good cocksucking is a LOST fucking art. I hear all the time when working the sex line, my wife/girlfriend/mother can't make me cum with blowjobs alone, well why the fuck not? You can do a lot of crazy cool tricks with your mouth that you can't do with your pussy or ass.

Tip #1: If It's Not HOT & SEXY, He's Not Gonna Bust a Nut

If you are blowing your man in tattered raggedy-ass pajamas, with Cops on the TV and you treat it like a chore, he's never gonna climax, not gonna happen. First thing I do, is I turn off that fucking TV and turn on some music, if the TV has to be on for some stupid reason, PORN it is! You gotta set the stage. Put on some lingerie, a school girl outfit or just take those fucking clothes off! 

I get myself in the mood for it, JAZZ myself up. I think about how much I LOVE that sweet hot cock in my mouth, in my throat. I think about what a dirty little slut I am when I let that long, hard thick erection slide down my throat until I smell the manly musty smell of his junk being pressed right up against my lips, pubic hair tickling my nose as that cock twitches and writhes just past my tonsils. There is NOTHING that gets my pussy wet faster than hearing the moans a man makes when he's got his cock so far in your mouth that his balls are resting on my chin. 

Tip#2: Make some EYE CONTACT

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK HIM IN THE EYES! SHOW your lust with your looks. That cock in your mouth tastes fucking good and you LOVE it, you dirty little slut, show him with your eyes how much you crave that cock, how much you NEED that cock in your mouth and how much you WANT him to dump his load in your gut. 

Tip#3: DEEPTHROAT that shit!

Once you have mastered the deepthroat, you will have them lining up to slamfuck that face of yours. It takes practice though, you don't think those sword swallowers at the circus learned over night do you? Work your way into it, FIRST thing you need to do is FUCKING RELAX, relax your jaw and tongue or you won't get that fat cock deep into your throat, it JUST WON'T HAPPEN, THEN set the right angle so that cock slips down your neck, not into your windpipe, the 69 position is GREAT for this!! If you gag, don't panic, back off and in time, that gag reflex will relax OR your man will really fucking get off on you gagging on their cock.  Win-Win. Then just let him slip that hard cock down your neck, once you feel him fuck your face balls deep, you'll never blow him another way again!

Tip#4: Get in a RHYTHM!

If you change it up every thirty seconds, he's not gonna be able to get in a rhythm! Pick something he likes, something that's not gonna kill your jaw and do that a lot, for a while. If he starts humping at your face, you are on the right path, if he grabs a thick handful of your hair and jams your head down on his cock, even better. 

Tip#5: USE your mouth muscles!

Your tongue and jaw muscles are badasses! Your mouth isn't just another hole, it's a virtual tool chest of possibilities. I LOVE squeezing a cock between my tongue and the roof of my mouth on the outstroke, the boys LOVE it. Your mouth can be anywhere from sloppy loose, to tight like an ass, it's all your call! Inch your tongue down the underside of that cock to the base as you work his cock deep into your throat and you will be slurping precum in no time! And for the love of God ladies, use your tongue to flick that super sensitive spot on the underside of his cockhead and you will have him blowing the big white in your mouth in no time!

Happy SUCKING BITCHES!!!

How to Have Phone Sex - Phone Sex 101 with Kurvy Kimber

It's been a long day at work, you're chillin' in your office chair, horny as fuck with raging hard on and no one to stick it in, what is a guy to do? Come on to the cleaning lady? Ah hell no....

Why not phone sex?

You should have PHONE SEX! Yeah, people still fuck on the phone! Calling a sex line is safe, fucking hot and there are a TON of benefits!

#1 CONVENIENT: As long as you are in a private quiet place (or not, you naughty boy) where you can whip out that hard cock of yours and give it a tug, you are in a GREAT place to call your favorite girl on a sex line. High quality phone whores like me are available on set schedules or you can call and make an appointment, it doesn't get any more fucking convenient than that! Plus you don't have to deal with all the girlfriend/wife bullshit, you know that commitments and obligation crap, like you need more of that. The girl you choose to phone fuck is gonna be there for you when you need her with none of the bullshit. The easiest long distance girlfriend you have ever had!

#2 SAFE: Adult phone chat is a sure thing for safety! You are NEVER gonna catch crotch crickets fucking someone over the phone unless you are just that creative and filthy, but then you have other issues. Imagine having a shitload of hot bitches at your fingertips and you never have to worry about breaking out the rubbers. HOT!

ALL of your SECRETS are SAFE with ME!

#3 ANONYMOUS: You can be whoever you want to be and no one will ever find out if you don't want them to. I bill my calls as merchandise through S&D Design, so the Wifey or any other nosey bitch snooping through your shit won't find out about me. In addition, if you want to be super stealthy like a motherfucking ninja, I take mailed prepays and pre-paid gift cards. Then no one will ever find out that you are the neighborhood sissy boi or that you have wanted to lick your sisters pussy all these years. Hell, we don't even have to talk about sex, we can talk about your day, your pain in the ass girlfriend, who you love to bits but she drives you fucking crazy or anything else that sometimes you just need someone to listen to. It all stays between you and me baby.

#4 STRESS RELIEF/HEALTH BENEFITS: We all know that it's easier to handle the day's bullshit with an orgasm or two under our belts! I don't wanna get all sciency and shit here, but the benefits of regular orgasms are fantastic! Not only do they put a spring in your step, but all the chemicals released into your body have some great side effects like stress reduction, pain relief and appetite reduction (source: http://www.mamiverse.com/mindblowing-orgasms-keep-the-doctors-away-7905/). Fuck yeah! Those are some great side effects! Did you know that in the 1800's they would prescribe orgasms to women with hysteria to calm them down as a form of mental health treatment? Of course those bitches calmed down, you just basted their brain in a squishy warm bath of love chemicals!

So, now that I have you convinced that PHONE SEX IS AWESOME, YOU have to try it!

Here's how to have phone sex, it's really easy, check it out:

He looks like he's hearing something
delightfully naughty!

• Search online and in ads for the lady of your fantasies, while just about any lady can work out fantasies with you, many PSO (Phone Sex Operators) have specialties listed on their websites so you can design the exact fantasy you are looking for with ladies who also get off on the same shit you do!   This isn't just a job, it's a last resort for some of us horny motherfuckers who can't keep our hands off ourselves. I love playing games of force with my callers, in addition to all kinds of roleplay phone sex and age play phone sex. 
• Chat her up! Most high quality PSO's are available on Yahoo or AIM, so you can get to know her a little before you get to know her (wink, wink) if you know what I mean! Here you can discuss her specialties and line out your fantasy ahead of time so there is no waste of minutes!
• Find a good, comfortable place to call the sex line from without a lot of background noise. You are paying to hear what's on the phone, not what's around you. If you get off on making calls in a public place, consider a headset for extra stealthiness. I send XXX pictures with my confirmation emails so having a means to check your email is also important for those of you who want to see ALL of me. ;)
• Pick up the phone, whip out that cock, start stroking (but not too fast, you want to enjoy yourself), and have a great fucking time. This is your call so remember, she is at your whim, you want her to be more dirty? Say so. More innocent, Say so. You wanna grab that bitch up and slamfuck her skull even though she is tenderly licking your balls at the moment, do it. The call is yours! 
• If you had a good time, THANK HER! You fucking heard me! Thank the Bitch, tell her you had a great time if you did and tip her if you had a fucking AMAZING time! That gal can be yours again, at your beckon call when you pick up the phone, willing and eager to please you. A quality sex line with great PSO's will remember you and keep enhancing your experience each time you call, giving you more and more of what you want, when you want it. Could it get any better?

So go ahead, pick up the phone, call a hot sex line now for a phone fuck, pop your cherry, I bet you will fucking love it so much you keep cumming back for more!

About the Author: Kurvy Kimber is a pay-to-play Phone Sex Goddess and resident BADASS at Phone Sex Kingdom. Kurvy Kimber is a very experienced and well educated little slut who loves to lend her brain to the paper while her pussy is pulsing. Having lost her virginity many many moons ago and being trapped indoors by the rainy Pacific NW weather, Kurvy Kimber is well rounded in all kinds of sexual adventures and escapades, from sensual vanilla to shockingly deviant fetishes, she's your gal! Interested in a call with Kurvy Kimber? Call her at 866-324-5498. $2/min with 10 min minimum. New callers get 5 min free!