Thursday, February 28, 2013

Fucking Men in the Butt or Pegging for Fun and Profit

That's right, you heard me. I am a kinky dirty woman who loves fucking her men in the ass with my nice hard big black strapon. Uh huh... That's right! I love the big black cock so much that when I went out and purchased my new strapless strap on, I HAD to have THE BIG BLACK ONE and while I love fucking girls, I bought my big black cock for anal sex with men. I like to give it back to you motherfuckers just like you love to give it to me. Hard, fast and in the ass!

Every time I shove my strapless strap on up into my tight, wet pussy, something snaps inside me and I become and animal.

I grab you by the hair, leading you to the bed like my good little bitch, throw you down on your ass, grab you again and force that pretty mouth of yours down on to my hot black cock and fuck your face slowly, staring you in the eyes, each time inching my cock deeper into your throat. I pause, lovingly caressing your head and face, telling you what a good little cumslut you are for Mommy before violently shoving my cock back down your throat and fuck your face until I think you have had enough, but not a moment before.

By the hair again, I flip you over on your belly, exposing that tight little ass of yours, pulling aside your sissy boy panties, spreading your butt cheeks wide and exposing that innocent little pucker. You can feel the air on your asshole, you know you are exposed and that I am just staring at that ass, plotting exactly how hard and for how long I'm gonna fuck that pretty ass of yours. I slide my hand across your butt and you feel a greasy slippery finger start to work that sweet brown asshole of yours, dipping in in and out, tugging a little bit to prepare you for what's next.

Pulling you up by your hair again, I command you onto all fours as I move in behind you to mount your ass and give you the best anal sex you have had in your life by fucking you like a dirty little whore! My fingers find their way to your asshole and start to massage that grease in deeper, now I've got two fingers in your ass, pumping as you wiggle to try to get free, but I've got you. You feel my thighs meet up against the back of yours as I begin to work my greasy cock head around your hole, teasing you by slightly pressing in, then releasing, each time you push your hips back up against me, but I pull back too. You crave that cock, you want my big black cock deep inside you, sissy boy. You want to feel that cock head pop past your tight asshole, you crave it. You NEED it, but you can't have it. Not until Mommy says so.  You beg for it. Not yet my little sissy.

When I can fit three fingers in your ass comfortably, I move on from just teasing your ass, to pressing my cock head against your tight brown pucker, slowly inserting my cock into your hot ass, until my pussy is right up against your swollen balls. I start to pump, slow at first, then faster and faster, harder and harder. Riding you like my little bitch, pegging that big black cock deep into your eager ass. You beg for more "Harder, Faster" you beg, and I oblige, fucking your ass so hard, my hip bones start to leave redmarks on your ass cheeks.

The intensity builds until I pull my cock out of your ass and out if me, lay back and finish myself off by rubbing my pussy until I squirt my girl cum all over your ass. If you've been a good little cumslut for Mommy, taking that big black cock like a good boy who needed a good pegging, you'll hold still, waiting for Mommy to catch her breath then come over and milk that cock of yours like a farm animal until you cum all over the bed like a good boy. Time to go clean up your mess! I think you should lick it up!






Sunday, February 17, 2013

Kurvy Kimber's Dirty Laundry - Worn Bras for Sale - ON SALE NOW


AVAILABLE NOW!

ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY
$10off any bra
$20off with purchase of a pair of panties
Mention this blog entry for discount!




A set of sexy bras warm from holding up my delicious titties, covered in my smell! HOT! Great treat for you sissy bois! I have the BEST used underwear! 


ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY
$10off any bra
$20off with purchase of a pair of panties
Mention this blog entry for discount

*Panties and other naughty treats are only available after a sex line call (10min minimum) has been purchased. NEW CALLER SPECIAL 15Min for ONLY $20! Free shipping only to continental US, NO PO BOXES. Shipping to Canada is $10us.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Kurvy Kimber's Dirty Laundry - Used Panties - ON SALE NOW!

AVAILABLE NOW!

ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY
ONLY $30ea or 2/$50 with FREE SHIPPING!* Reg. $35ea
Mention this blog entry for discount!



A brand spankin' new batch of sexy lacy panties for me to rub my pretty little pink pussy all over and get nice and dirty for you and covered in my cream! When you get your pair call me for a phone fuck so I can hear you blow your hot thick streaming load all over my dirty used panties. So FUCKING hot! 

ON SALE thru END OF FEBRUARY
ONLY $30ea or 2/$50 with FREE SHIPPING!* Reg. $35ea
Mention this blog entry for discount!

*Panties and other naughty treats are only available after a sex line call (10min minimum) has been purchased. NEW CALLER SPECIAL 15Min for ONLY $20! Free shipping only to continental US, NO PO BOXES. Shipping to Canada is $10us.




Thursday, February 14, 2013

FUCK VALENTINES DAY!

So it's Valentine's Day.... SOOOOO fucking what right? Just another stupid fucking day to spend more fucking money and  buy more stupid shit, she doesn't fucking need, to get a crack, at a little of that HOT PUSSY you CRAVE. 

Good luck with that bro!

 Call me when she doesn't put out!

Oh and don't buy the cheap shit, she'll know! 

You know what gets you right into this girls pants? GEMSTONES! That's right, it's a ticket straight into these panties, I bet it will get you into hers too! When I get given a fat RUBY RING, my clothes fall off and my mouth falls onto his HARD COCK INSTANTLY sucking him to orgasm as a thank you.

And then there's those of us who DON'T have anyone this Valentines Day. My solution, I stocked up on extra batteries and some lube this last weekend and I am going to see if I can run through a whole 12pk of AA batteries tonight while I am on the phone with my fantasy phone sex dates, my regulars and other singles/WISH they were singles who want REAL PHONE SEX with a REAL GAL. Not just some voice on the other end of the phone. I LIKE CUMMING TOO DAMMIT!

Did you know that some phone sex operators work from a CALL CENTER? You have GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?! I can imagine it now, you walk into a hot little room with 30 bitches at tiny little desks with headsets on, the smell of musty pussy lingering in the air as 30 pussies are CRAVING to be touch, licked, stroked and fucked. No fucking way! 

I work for the BEST phone sex company out there! I get so riled up, so dripping fucking wet, my little pussy just PULSES and ACHES to be touched, I HAVE TO TOUCH MYSELF on calls. I can't stop, my doctor says it's compulsive. 

It's why I work for Phone Sex Kingdom the hottest sex line and the best phone sex company out there, so I can play with my hot little pussy, or my lover's hot little pussy on the phone, hear her cum, me cum, the both of us cum. The possibilities are endlessly HOT & WILD.

I can do ANYTHING I GODDAMNED WANT on the phone for you. Get's me DRIPPING fucking wet just thinking about the possibilities! I love my JOB! I love phone sex!


So at the end of the day 
FUCK VALENTINES DAY 
or FUCK ON VALENTINES DAY 
either way, 
Get your FUCK on somehow! <3

You can always call your girl Kurvy Kimber, she'll be your dirty little slut tonight!

1-866-324-5498





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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Kurvy Kimber's Twisted Toy of the Week! - The Fucksall


This week I bring you the Fucksall with Fucking Adaptor 
or why I get DRIPPING fucking WET & WIGGILY at hardware stores!

This one's MINE ;)
When walk into the Tool Barn at the local Home Depot!
All I can see are FUCKING MACHINES EVERYWHERE!!

Sometimes I have to slip into the bathroom, take out my pocket vibrator and masturbate in the public bathroom while fantasizing about a orange aproned gang bang with cock attachments on power tools coming at every one of my holes from every angle! Sick, Twisted & HOT!



It's almost hypnotizing!
After I get home from drooling over the Makita cordless saws, I am so horny and such a lonely dirty desperate slut, I usually hit up my nasty older neighbor, who can't get his pecker hard, to come and sodomize me with my fucking machine. When he get's my text, he meets me in my garage, where I have a little playroom set up and I crawl up into my sex swing so that he can penetrate all my slippery wet holes from any angle he desires! After hours of him plowing my fuck machine and playing with his never-hardening cock, I'm afraid that old man is going to come up with Viagra one of these days and fuck the dogshit out of me after watching me puddle on my tarp below (gotta catch the pussy drippins, they are slick!) As it is, he can't keep that toothless mouth off my snatch!

Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Look at that thing go! I love the feeling of my pink jelly dildo viciously pounding my sweet pink pussy and ass, pushing my orgasm juices in and out with every thrust. Fast, Slow, Faster, HOLY SHIT!!!! STOP!! No, Wait... Don't Stop.... ;)

I'm going to need to fuck a handsome and creative engineer to make me a mount for my Fucksall so I can fuck myself with it while we're having phone sex. 

Call my sex line - Let's PLAY with it!
866-324-5498



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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Dirty High School Sex or How I lost my virginity and kept misplacing it...

When I think back on my years in High School, I realize, I'm a dirty fucking slut and have been a LONG time. Holy cow!



It was the beginning of my freshman year, I was a hot young thing, just fresh from a summer of torture with my family. Over the summer I had began to notice boys, and I LIKED them! From the first time I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show (at 8yrs old!) I knew I liked sex, a lot. I liked that warm feeling between my legs. I wanted more of it, but I didn't pursue it, the adults said sex was wrong.... until now, I could no longer contain myself. I used to hunt older men for some age play, I was a nasty little girl!

I was a horrible girl, I made it a mission to steal all of my best-friends (since elementary school), boyfriends, this one new one of hers, Luke, was different. He was a bad boy. He smoked cigarettes and pot. He skipped school, he ate pussy. He was exactly what I wanted, I wanted this boy to help my lose my virginity.



One day after school, we went to his place, his parents were home, but they were all hopped up on drugs, so they didn't care. I put on a cute little bikini, black with pink lace trim, then we went out to the hot tub to have a soak, play with his cock and hopefully lose my virginity. As soon as his parents were out of sight, he was on me like a starving fat kid on a wedding cake. He began kissing me, starting at my mouth and working his way down to my newly developed breasts at the water line, his fingers worked my nipples like an old pro, he'd been studying his dad's porno videos! I crawled up on him and straddled his lap, pressing my bathing suit against his. Soon his hands reached down between my legs, where he slid his finger up under the material and ran his finger along the seam, teasing my pulsing pussy as it passed. I was going insane inside, I could feel my fresh young pussy getting wet, way wetter than the water we were in!



Making sure the rents were occupied, without warning he quickly slipped the crotch of my bathing suit aside, I hadn't noticed but while I was distracted by his groping and teasing, he'd taken his cock out of his bathing suit. Next thing I knew, he'd grabbed my by the hips, spread his legs wider, spreading my legs wider and plunged my tight young pussy down onto his cock and started pumping vigorously. I loved it, the feeling of his cock and the water being pushed deep up inside me. Faster and harder we ground our pelvises together until we both burst out into orgasm, having to stifle our screams as to not draw attention to ourselves.

Mmmmm... I'm getting slip n' slide wet just thinking about it! Why don't you call me up and we can do some age play... I'm still that fresh young horny thing, just a lot more experienced now....  Call my sex line 866-324-5498,  let's do some age play reenactment!



Stay tuned for more stories, I am loaded with them but I really want to be loaded with your cum....



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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Kurvy Kimber's Twisted Toy of the Week! - Jesus Fucking Christ

What kind of sick fuck invented this? I wanna shake his hand!



I'm such a naughty freaky phone slut, that when I stick this in my pussy, I'm gonna burst into flames when God strikes my kinky ass down! This gives all new meaning to Jesus Fucking Christ doesn't it?

Let's get this bad bitch all wet and gooey, call me you sick fuck, let's see if I do burst into flames. ;)





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