The Art of the Deepthroat and other tricks - Cocksucking like a champ!

That's right, cocksucking is a fucking art and good cocksucking is a LOST fucking art. I hear all the time when working the sex line, my wife/girlfriend/mother can't make me cum with blowjobs alone, well why the fuck not? You can do a lot of crazy cool tricks with your mouth that you can't do with your pussy or ass.

Tip #1: If It's Not HOT & SEXY, He's Not Gonna Bust a Nut

If you are blowing your man in tattered raggedy-ass pajamas, with Cops on the TV and you treat it like a chore, he's never gonna climax, not gonna happen. First thing I do, is I turn off that fucking TV and turn on some music, if the TV has to be on for some stupid reason, PORN it is! You gotta set the stage. Put on some lingerie, a school girl outfit or just take those fucking clothes off! 

I get myself in the mood for it, JAZZ myself up. I think about how much I LOVE that sweet hot cock in my mouth, in my throat. I think about what a dirty little slut I am when I let that long, hard thick erection slide down my throat until I smell the manly musty smell of his junk being pressed right up against my lips, pubic hair tickling my nose as that cock twitches and writhes just past my tonsils. There is NOTHING that gets my pussy wet faster than hearing the moans a man makes when he's got his cock so far in your mouth that his balls are resting on my chin. 

Tip#2: Make some EYE CONTACT

LOOK AT HIM! LOOK HIM IN THE EYES! SHOW your lust with your looks. That cock in your mouth tastes fucking good and you LOVE it, you dirty little slut, show him with your eyes how much you crave that cock, how much you NEED that cock in your mouth and how much you WANT him to dump his load in your gut. 

Tip#3: DEEPTHROAT that shit!

Once you have mastered the deepthroat, you will have them lining up to slamfuck that face of yours. It takes practice though, you don't think those sword swallowers at the circus learned over night do you? Work your way into it, FIRST thing you need to do is FUCKING RELAX, relax your jaw and tongue or you won't get that fat cock deep into your throat, it JUST WON'T HAPPEN, THEN set the right angle so that cock slips down your neck, not into your windpipe, the 69 position is GREAT for this!! If you gag, don't panic, back off and in time, that gag reflex will relax OR your man will really fucking get off on you gagging on their cock.  Win-Win. Then just let him slip that hard cock down your neck, once you feel him fuck your face balls deep, you'll never blow him another way again!

Tip#4: Get in a RHYTHM!

If you change it up every thirty seconds, he's not gonna be able to get in a rhythm! Pick something he likes, something that's not gonna kill your jaw and do that a lot, for a while. If he starts humping at your face, you are on the right path, if he grabs a thick handful of your hair and jams your head down on his cock, even better. 

Tip#5: USE your mouth muscles!

Your tongue and jaw muscles are badasses! Your mouth isn't just another hole, it's a virtual tool chest of possibilities. I LOVE squeezing a cock between my tongue and the roof of my mouth on the outstroke, the boys LOVE it. Your mouth can be anywhere from sloppy loose, to tight like an ass, it's all your call! Inch your tongue down the underside of that cock to the base as you work his cock deep into your throat and you will be slurping precum in no time! And for the love of God ladies, use your tongue to flick that super sensitive spot on the underside of his cockhead and you will have him blowing the big white in your mouth in no time!

Happy SUCKING BITCHES!!!

How to Have Phone Sex - Phone Sex 101 with Kurvy Kimber

It's been a long day at work, you're chillin' in your office chair, horny as fuck with raging hard on and no one to stick it in, what is a guy to do? Come on to the cleaning lady? Ah hell no....

Why not phone sex?

You should have PHONE SEX! Yeah, people still fuck on the phone! Calling a sex line is safe, fucking hot and there are a TON of benefits!

#1 CONVENIENT: As long as you are in a private quiet place (or not, you naughty boy) where you can whip out that hard cock of yours and give it a tug, you are in a GREAT place to call your favorite girl on a sex line. High quality phone whores like me are available on set schedules or you can call and make an appointment, it doesn't get any more fucking convenient than that! Plus you don't have to deal with all the girlfriend/wife bullshit, you know that commitments and obligation crap, like you need more of that. The girl you choose to phone fuck is gonna be there for you when you need her with none of the bullshit. The easiest long distance girlfriend you have ever had!

#2 SAFE: Adult phone chat is a sure thing for safety! You are NEVER gonna catch crotch crickets fucking someone over the phone unless you are just that creative and filthy, but then you have other issues. Imagine having a shitload of hot bitches at your fingertips and you never have to worry about breaking out the rubbers. HOT!

ALL of your SECRETS are SAFE with ME!

#3 ANONYMOUS: You can be whoever you want to be and no one will ever find out if you don't want them to. I bill my calls as merchandise through S&D Design, so the Wifey or any other nosey bitch snooping through your shit won't find out about me. In addition, if you want to be super stealthy like a motherfucking ninja, I take mailed prepays and pre-paid gift cards. Then no one will ever find out that you are the neighborhood sissy boi or that you have wanted to lick your sisters pussy all these years. Hell, we don't even have to talk about sex, we can talk about your day, your pain in the ass girlfriend, who you love to bits but she drives you fucking crazy or anything else that sometimes you just need someone to listen to. It all stays between you and me baby.

#4 STRESS RELIEF/HEALTH BENEFITS: We all know that it's easier to handle the day's bullshit with an orgasm or two under our belts! I don't wanna get all sciency and shit here, but the benefits of regular orgasms are fantastic! Not only do they put a spring in your step, but all the chemicals released into your body have some great side effects like stress reduction, pain relief and appetite reduction (source: http://www.mamiverse.com/mindblowing-orgasms-keep-the-doctors-away-7905/). Fuck yeah! Those are some great side effects! Did you know that in the 1800's they would prescribe orgasms to women with hysteria to calm them down as a form of mental health treatment? Of course those bitches calmed down, you just basted their brain in a squishy warm bath of love chemicals!

So, now that I have you convinced that PHONE SEX IS AWESOME, YOU have to try it!

Here's how to have phone sex, it's really easy, check it out:

He looks like he's hearing something
delightfully naughty!

• Search online and in ads for the lady of your fantasies, while just about any lady can work out fantasies with you, many PSO (Phone Sex Operators) have specialties listed on their websites so you can design the exact fantasy you are looking for with ladies who also get off on the same shit you do!   This isn't just a job, it's a last resort for some of us horny motherfuckers who can't keep our hands off ourselves. I love playing games of force with my callers, in addition to all kinds of roleplay phone sex and age play phone sex. 
• Chat her up! Most high quality PSO's are available on Yahoo or AIM, so you can get to know her a little before you get to know her (wink, wink) if you know what I mean! Here you can discuss her specialties and line out your fantasy ahead of time so there is no waste of minutes!
• Find a good, comfortable place to call the sex line from without a lot of background noise. You are paying to hear what's on the phone, not what's around you. If you get off on making calls in a public place, consider a headset for extra stealthiness. I send XXX pictures with my confirmation emails so having a means to check your email is also important for those of you who want to see ALL of me. ;)
• Pick up the phone, whip out that cock, start stroking (but not too fast, you want to enjoy yourself), and have a great fucking time. This is your call so remember, she is at your whim, you want her to be more dirty? Say so. More innocent, Say so. You wanna grab that bitch up and slamfuck her skull even though she is tenderly licking your balls at the moment, do it. The call is yours! 
• If you had a good time, THANK HER! You fucking heard me! Thank the Bitch, tell her you had a great time if you did and tip her if you had a fucking AMAZING time! That gal can be yours again, at your beckon call when you pick up the phone, willing and eager to please you. A quality sex line with great PSO's will remember you and keep enhancing your experience each time you call, giving you more and more of what you want, when you want it. Could it get any better?

So go ahead, pick up the phone, call a hot sex line now for a phone fuck, pop your cherry, I bet you will fucking love it so much you keep cumming back for more!

About the Author: Kurvy Kimber is a pay-to-play Phone Sex Goddess and resident BADASS at Phone Sex Kingdom. Kurvy Kimber is a very experienced and well educated little slut who loves to lend her brain to the paper while her pussy is pulsing. Having lost her virginity many many moons ago and being trapped indoors by the rainy Pacific NW weather, Kurvy Kimber is well rounded in all kinds of sexual adventures and escapades, from sensual vanilla to shockingly deviant fetishes, she's your gal! Interested in a call with Kurvy Kimber? Call her at 866-324-5498. $2/min with 10 min minimum. New callers get 5 min free!